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You have come here for the sacred PINEAPPLE OF THE SUN, have you not?

OF COURSE YOU HAVE! Textbook-edly observe the list listed below and use your profoundly profound observation skills to learn how to find it!:

• First, READ through (READ) all (READ) the (READ) pages (READ) of (READ) helpful (READ) information (READ) on (READ) this (READ) site (READ) of (READ) the (READ) web-ville
• Finally, consume Crab Leg and enjoy another day
• Second, submit your own Weirdness to be posted on this Internet Land greeting-town